Quote from: 419 on June 12, 2018, 12:52:00 AMAs somebody suggested above, your best bet is Dr. El Chopo in Mexico. Dr. El Chopo has a huge collection of various sized tibias in his collection jars, he is a perfectionist - once you choose the tibia you want/like most, he will chop off your tibia swiftly with his machete and will glue the tibia of your choice with gorilla glue and voila !! you are done!! Surgery cost is 200 Pesos (if you use coupon code "ahora! ahora!" during checkout you get 100% discount), no hospital stay needed, no stretching required, no downtime, weight bearing immediately. He has showcased and perfected his skills in Tijuana.
What do you mean, a joke?