Actual, legitimate benefits to being short

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This is'nt mine. i just found it on a subreddit and found it hilarious.

Actual, legitimate benefits to being short:

- Less chance of stray bullet hitting you

- Can become a breakdancing monkey amuser for normies easier

- Fill out quicker in the gym (gymcels rejoice)

- Spend less money on food (poorcels ++)

- Saving money on dates since you don't have any

- Can fit in spaces, cars and chambers easier

- Maybe live longer than taLL Forumags, maybe...probably not due to suicide

- Play life on nightmare mode. Did you ever see a streamer being congratulated of beating game on "easy"? Nope. Beating game on
 "nightmare" > beating it on "easy".

- Can dedicate life to other things than socialising and dating, like working in chemistry labs or writing books

- Less lethal gas required to kill yourself

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Most of these only apply if you're not American, hmm.

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/r/shortcels reporting in

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We are delighted to be partnering on this knowledge.

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Won't have to worry about facial aesthetic cz you're still ugly due to your short stature anyway.

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Quote from: Bruce Wayne on November 19, 2018, 10:21:19 AMWon't have to worry about facial aesthetic cz you're still ugly due to your short stature anyway.
legitimate..lol