Gaining height with closed growth plates. Any viable options besides LLS?

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I am in my early 30s, so my growth plates are closed for sure. My height: 5’9 or 175cm. I would like to reach 5’10 or 178cm. I would be content with 178cm, and overly happy with 180cm.

Are there any experimental or theoretical heightmaxx regimens to grow an inch? Are there any first-hand experiences or anecdotes? Did someone successfully heightmaxxed, even though their growth plates were already closed?

Or is it too late now and the horse has bolted?

There is of course limb-lengthening surgery, but it costs a lot, is an extreme procedure, takes one year off of one’s life, and one loses athletic ability. I won’t lose 80 grand on some barbaric procedure. Heel maxxing is kinda dumb: Every woman and man will notice once you take off your shoes.

I came across stuff like that, but not sure what to make of it. It sounds like some neurotic autistic Bro-Science, but I don't want to judge...

https://www.reddit.com/r/looksmaxxing/comments/hmj34y/what_future_heightmaxxing_regimen_may_look/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

https://www.reddit.com/r/looksmaxxing/comments/icziqe/an_update/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

Allegedly there is a height-maxxing d group? Is that true?

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You people ever heard of lateral synovial joint loading: LSJL? Anyone tried this?

http://www.heightquest.com/

https://www.tapatalk.com/groups/lsjl/

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Quote from: Body Builder on April 29, 2021, 09:49:30 PMYes, there was a topic about this bs somewhere here.
Only a madman would believe such stupidities.
So Don Draper and Roger Sterling believe in it?