Good excuses for CLL

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Was curious if anyone had a good excuse to come up with for ppl that they dont want to be aware of them doing cll. So if you're gonna be mia for 3-5 months of work, from family, friends, etc.. has anyone came up with a good excuse as to why they'll be gone for so long? Just really looking for ideas on what i can use. I had something set up but unfortunately the person who was gonna be my alibi can no longer go with me when i do this procedure.

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No excuses ever needed for CLL.

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The pandemic

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Better also come up with an excuse for why you're taller after your mysterious absence.

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Quote from: Medium Drink Of Water on March 18, 2021, 04:04:05 AMBetter also come up with an excuse for why you're taller after your mysterious absence.

No excuse for that too. Those people who question it can FO.

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The real excuse for me is curing height neurosis (not allowing me to live at peace). Before I was very greedy now not at all. I will gain 7cm and cure my height neurosis.

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Theres no excuses for CLL. After 5 months you'd be lucky to even walk without support, much less look normal. You will look like a waddling penguin, everyone can tell you cant walk normal.

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Quote from: Zion on March 18, 2021, 10:17:58 AMThe real excuse for me is curing height neurosis (not allowing me to live at peace). Before I was very greedy now not at all. I will gain 7cm and cure my height neurosis.

We think alike, surprised we have not met, both being Dr. Buldu patients, I will be removing frames in like 7 days so I will be at the hospital. How many cm are you on now?

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Quote from: Jamesy998 on March 18, 2021, 01:34:42 PMWe think alike, surprised we have not met, both being Dr. Buldu patients, I will be removing frames in like 7 days so I will be at the hospital. How many cm are you on now?

Yeah LL is a journey and some patients come to the same conclusions right? Tomorrow I have x-ray but I should be 4.1cm by now still a month or less  to take them off. I will leave Turkey April 25.

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Depends on how easy you can hide it.

Femurs: “I had scoliosis surgery.  Turns out the double curve in my spine took away 8cm in puberty.   My legs FEEL longer, it’s weird!  The doctor said my hips rotated and now my legs are plumb where before they were not.  Yeah, non fusion surgery.  Yeah... it sucked!”

Tibias: “a bunch of snakes bit the top and bottom of my shins and now they’re two inches longer!””

Just kidding with tibias, but femurs should be easy to hide by claiming it is one of many different truly corrective surgeries.  Normally lying isn’t a good thing, but I don’t blame anyone for lying about this one thing.  I’m not really sure how you can lie about tibias successfully.