How do you plan to keep this a secret?

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Posted on Feb 14, 2016, 5:27 am

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Hi everyone
Do you plan to keep this secret from everyone except parents or siblings?
What about girlfriends or future wife?
How do you explain scars? Can scars be remove through surgery?
What about your kids height? Wont you worry? If they are short, how will you explain it?
Thank you!

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lluser

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Posted on Feb 14, 2016, 8:37 am

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Well for scars you can say they are stretch marks for when you hit puberty. If you are between 15-25 you might get away with saying you had a late growth spurt.

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Tiny

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Posted on Feb 14, 2016, 9:43 am

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Quote from: chineseguy on February 14, 2016, 05:27:23 AMDo you plan to keep this secret from everyone except parents or siblings?

Yes.

Quote from: chineseguy on February 14, 2016, 05:27:23 AMWhat about girlfriends or future wife?

Yes.

Quote from: chineseguy on February 14, 2016, 05:27:23 AMHow do you explain scars? Can scars be remove through surgery?

I had an accident. That's it. Yes, you can minimize their look with surgery.

Quote from: chineseguy on February 14, 2016, 05:27:23 AMWhat about your kids height? Wont you worry? If they are short, how will you explain it?

No. Pretty sure they'll be fine with better nutrition and healthcare. With the added height, you'll have better chances in dating. You can date taller women. As long as your kids are in the normal height range (not sure of the exact numbers, but say, + or - 1 to 2 inches of your height), then that's acceptable. If they're still not content, you know what to do.

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Posted on Feb 14, 2016, 10:43 am

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Quote from: Tiny on February 14, 2016, 09:43:54 AMYes.

Yes.

I had an accident. That's it. Yes, you can minimize their look with surgery.

No. Pretty sure they'll be fine with better nutrition and healthcare. With the added height, you'll have better chances in dating. You can date taller women. As long as your kids are in the normal height range (not sure of the exact numbers, but say, + or - 1 to 2 inches of your height), then that's acceptable. If they're still not content, you know what to do.

This made my day lol

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Posted on Feb 14, 2016, 2:18 pm

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Quote from: chineseguy on February 14, 2016, 05:27:23 AMDo you plan to keep this secret from everyone except parents or siblings?

Yes

Quote from: chineseguy on February 14, 2016, 05:27:23 AMWhat about girlfriends or future wife?

See previous answer

Quote from: chineseguy on February 14, 2016, 05:27:23 AMHow do you explain scars? Can scars be remove through surgery?

If I do internal femurs, scars won't be an issue, at least on long term. If tibias, I will say that I had an accident... Nothing serious, I don't want to talk about it!

Quote from: chineseguy on February 14, 2016, 05:27:23 AMWhat about your kids height? Wont you worry? If they are short, how will you explain it?

I don't want kids, so no problems here

Quite surprising you have not included the most usual question: how to explain a sudden growth spurt, which happened strangely after you spent months on wheelchair/crutches.

Quote from: Tiny on February 14, 2016, 09:43:54 AMNo. Pretty sure they'll be fine with better nutrition and healthcare. With the added height, you'll have better chances in dating. You can date taller women. As long as your kids are in the normal height range (not sure of the exact numbers, but say, + or - 1 to 2 inches of your height), then that's acceptable. If they're still not content, you know what to do.

"Dad, can I borrow $50,000? I want to break my legs so I can be taller than you!"
Insert your future answer here: ________________________________________

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Posted on Feb 14, 2016, 2:20 pm

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I'd go "No son, this is immoral and you're perfect as you are."

Then lock the door, stand in front of a mirror and go "HA! YOU'LL NEVER BE TALLER THAN ME! HA! fkING MIDGET RUNT!"

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Posted on Feb 14, 2016, 3:23 pm

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Quote from: Ozymandias on February 14, 2016, 02:18:05 PM"Dad, can I borrow $50,000? I want to break my legs so I can be taller than you!"
Insert your future answer here:

*Grabs beer for two...*

Son, I fully understand your sentiments of being short. This world is a cruel place and I don't want you to suffer because of things that are beyond your reach (dad puns lol). But seriously, I want you to think this through over and over again. I want you to have the best life. Remember, whatever you do, I'm always here for you. *Hugs son*

Btw, you don't have to borrow. I prepared for this sh!t. Also, here's a list of doctors I consider safe. Now gtfo here you little fcker.

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Posted on Feb 14, 2016, 3:56 pm

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Hi everyone
Do you plan to keep this secret from everyone except parents or siblings?
Yes, even my parents & siblings.

What about girlfriends or future wife?
Yes.

How do you explain scars? Can scars be remove through surgery?

What about your kids height? Wont you worry? If they are short, how will you explain it?
I will give them hGH in time, I want them to be taller than me.

"Dad, can I borrow $50,000? I want to break my legs so I can be taller than you!"
I'll probably do just like my dad would have done. Lift me up against a wall and hit me a hundreds of times and explain how stupid that idea is.

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Posted on Feb 14, 2016, 4:35 pm

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There is one person I'd tell as I would trust her with my life and if something went wrong I would want someone to know, noone else would know about it. Ever. There are three doctors I'm debating between, Drs Birkholtz and Nemer which would obviously be two femurs together. If in South Africa I would say I was doing volunteering charity work in Namibia and if Kiev I'm learning Russian so that would be my cover story there. I'm also considering Dr Monegal which would be one at a time, and I would be doing football coaching in Lisbon. I'd fudge the places incase someone put 2+2 together and found this forum - obviously no doctors listed in Lisbon or Namibia!

I would dismiss it as in an accident, if pressed I would say I was in a taxi when a car drove into the side of it and I have bone, muscle and ligament damage in each leg where they got trapped in the wreckage. Elaborate lie which I would feel genuinely awful saying, but I guess it's better than the alternative. I guess with Dr Monegal it would seem more likely with only one properly busted leg when I came back to the country.

I would explain the height growth by saying something like, yeah, lost weight, done a bit of yoga during rehab, heights increased by pretty much an inch! Think it would look shadier if I was like, I haven't grown even though we were at eye level a few months ago.

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Posted on Feb 14, 2016, 7:41 pm

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the scars are quite small, with surgery a few people should notice? not ?

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