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Posted on Oct 29, 2018, 9:34 pm
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Get off the bus, mogged by 6'4'' high class Nordic jock with big frame. It's okay though, he's 99th percentile, right haha?

Head towards the library, mogged by 6'4.5" robust dark haired slayer. fk.

Leave the library, mogged by extremely robust 6'4'' athlete jock, and 6'4'' pretty boy with large frame.

Head to class, mogged by 6'7'' lanklet, 6'4'' lanklet, 6'7'' roided BBC with gigantic frame. Soul crushing.

Get to class, mogged by 6'4'' athlete, 6'5'' male model, 6'4.5" robust nerd, 6'4'' average dude, 6'7" average dude, 7'+ model huge framed turbo super slayer jock.

Leave class, mogged by 6'6'' lanklet.

Go to the shop, mogged by 6'6'' athlete and 6'3.5" nerdic.

Go the toilet, mogged by 6'8'' male model jock. A little shaken after this one (very shaken, on the verge of tears), yet I bravely plough on and advance into the warzone yet again.

Leave toilet, big mistake, immediately mogged by 6'6'' nerdic pinhead.

Walk to medical school centre, mogged by hyper robust 6'5'' doctor and 6'4'' large skulled Sikh Jatt.

Go inside medical centre, mogged by 6'6'' lanky doctor and 6'4.5'' handsome high class doctor. Struggling to hold back the tears now.

Leave to go home, go towards bus stop. Mogged by robust good looking 6'5.5'' dude and 6'3.5" athlete.

Get to the bus stop. Phew, only manlets. Suddenly, 6'5'' bearded jock appears. Can it get any worse? Yes. 6'8'' lanklet appears. Wades through crowd and stands right next to me. Utterly towers me, easily seeing over my head atop my manlet frame.




Not even my Nike cope shoes (not cope maxes) could save me. I was still brutally manletised at 6'4.5" with shoes.






I have to kill myself soon.


College is hell. Utter hell.
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Posted on Oct 29, 2018, 11:32 pm
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And yet fools will keep claiming 6'2'' is "tall enough". It is not. Once you stand next to an identical guy who is 6'4'', it's over!
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Posted on Oct 29, 2018, 11:53 pm
#3
Quite the interesting fetish you have there sir! I bet you get so hot reading Jack and the Beanstalk.
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Posted on Oct 29, 2018, 11:58 pm
#4
Oh poor boy. You must have a terrible life in a first world country with access to college fuvking pansy.
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Posted on Oct 30, 2018, 12:00 am
#5
Wait are you 6'4?? Jesus you're an A class professional pussy.
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Posted on Oct 30, 2018, 12:02 am
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Quote from: Mzacr on October 30, 2018, 12:00:43 AMWait are you 6'4?? Jesus you're an A class professional pussy.
He is only 6'3''. 6'4'' is shoemaxxed, it doesn't count.
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Posted on Oct 30, 2018, 12:07 am
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So he is like 6'3 barefoot? Wow.
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Posted on Oct 30, 2018, 12:08 am
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Quote from: Mr.Bone on October 29, 2018, 11:32:43 PMAnd yet fools will keep claiming 6'2'' is "tall enough". It is not. Once you stand next to an identical guy who is 6'4'', it's over!
6'2 isn't "tall enough" it's simply tall if being in the 95th percentile of stature isn't tall I don't know what is.
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Posted on Oct 30, 2018, 12:10 am
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Quote from: Mr.Bone on October 30, 2018, 12:02:31 AMHe is only 6'3''. 6'4'' is shoemaxxed, it doesn't count.
How tall are you ? You in the 6'5 master race?
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Posted on Oct 30, 2018, 12:10 am
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Quote from: ThatGuy on October 30, 2018, 12:08:02 AM6'2 isn't "tall enough" it's simply tall if being in the 95th percentile of stature isn't tall I don't know what is.
Because "muh 95% percent" it is a stupid meme. Young people are way taller due to choosy females and better nutrition. Short men are dying out as a breed. Stop believing in cope stats.

I'm 6'2'' and will do LL to reach 6'6'' status, because with 6'2'' you can't do proper mogging anymore and reach pinnacles of this world.
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