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Posted on Oct 2, 2013, 10:48 pm
#1
One of the most underrated and yet most common issue,  How do you plan to explain being on crutches and being away for months? 
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Posted on Oct 2, 2013, 11:03 pm
#2
Tell them I was messing around on a scrambler/dirt bike and I landed on a wall I was supposed to jump over. I had to pay for a new bike, which is why I'm low on money.
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Posted on Oct 3, 2013, 12:26 am
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I would just say I was traveling and fell off an elephant.
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Posted on Oct 3, 2013, 4:46 am
#4
My explanation is I broke my legs and now have to go through physiotherapy. I didnt have health insurance so i had to pay cash.
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Posted on Oct 3, 2013, 5:00 am
#5
I told everyone the truth  What To Tell People?
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Posted on Oct 6, 2013, 10:22 pm
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Quote from: rexos on October 03, 2013, 12:26:19 AM
I would just say I was traveling and fell off an elephant.

Hilarious.....
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Posted on Oct 16, 2013, 11:11 am
#7
Guys we wouldn't go through a year long process if the results weren't blatant.


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Posted on Oct 16, 2013, 11:31 am
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Was just gonna say I got injured by falling on a rock. lol
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Posted on Oct 19, 2013, 9:46 am
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A while back I started experimenting with telling people about the surgery. All the men I tell think it's a great idea, but the women become angry. The other day at work I told a couple of people and this one woman went on about how dishonest it will be if I don't tell women what I've done. I anticipated her reaction because I had seen it before in other circles. Knowledge of the surgery negates any benefits derived therefrom because women see it as illegitimate.  I'm not going to tell anyone.
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Posted on Oct 19, 2013, 10:02 am
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Quote from: GetTallOrGoGay on October 19, 2013, 09:46:30 AM
A while back I started experimenting with telling people about the surgery. All the men I tell think it's a great idea, but the women become angry. The other day at work I told a couple of people and this one woman went on about how dishonest it will be if I don't tell women what I've done. I anticipated her reaction because I had seen it before in other circles. Knowledge of the surgery negates any benefits derived therefrom because women see it as illegitimate.  I'm not going to tell anyone.

You should throw it back at the women that get angry and tell them that women lie all the time with their appearances: bras that lift their breasts, makeup, heels, hair extensions, MySpace camera angles, etc.
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