Women buy you drinks when you are in crutches!!!

I am  ting you not.  Women buy you a crap ton of drinks, and you will probably have a lot more experiences with women in general.  Its crazy.  You will have just a better experience in general at the bars because everyone is like way nicer and more open to you.  Everyone helps you, and starts conversations with you.  You will appear as way way more popular too because of all the extra attention.  Even when I heal I will still keep the crutches for going out... ahaha ok maybe not.  What is everyone's thoughts..?

Won't help if you're trying to actually close. If you're just going to be social though, it's an icebreaker.